This website is for adults. There are adult themes discussed here. If you are under 18, GO AWAY. This site exists purely for entertainment purposes....if you're over 18, then enjoy and be entertained!

If you're an uber-masochist and really want to be tortured, then visit the "Poetry" page. If you want to see some incredibly beautiful pictures (people and landscapes), then visit My "Photography" page. If you want to measure the square footage of My arrogant and insufferable ego, then visit "Painpleasure's Blog". If you want to see how spoiled I've become, then visit the "Spoiled" page. If you want some information about California (especially if you're flying out to see Me!) then visit the "California Resources" page. If you're having trouble sleeping, just read some of the entries in the "Journal" ...Enjoy!